- Earl Chambers: I can't have a Pritchett here. There's too much sensitive information that your father would love to get his hands on.
- [Hides a piece of paper]
- Mitchell Pritchett: That was a take-out menu.
- Earl Chambers: I don't want that man to know where I eat!
- Jay Pritchett: Mitchell, just in time. I have room for another knife in my back.
- Mitchell Pritchett: I'm here to tell you that Earl is not as bad as you say he is.
- Jay Pritchett: I saw him eat a panda steak.