Bones (TV Series)

High Treason in the Holiday Season (2015)

John Boyd: James Aubrey

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• Seeley Booth : [On a golf course]  Look, I didn't say it was a bad course. I just said the greens are like marble

  Temperance Brennan : The problem is you don't know how to read it: slope, velocity, a little bit of simple geometry...

  Seeley Booth : Hey, it shouldn't be that difficult, okay? I mean, you shouldn't be Aristotle to play a game

  James Aubrey : Am I allowed to talk or is that a members-only privilege?

  Temperance Brennan : Typically, caddies don't speak

  James Aubrey : Caddy? I'm not your caddie and golf isn't a game, it's a sport

  Seeley Booth : No, no, no! There's no defense, no defense in golf! No defense, no sport

  Temperance Brennan : What Booth means is that if I can beat him, it's no sport

• Camille Saroyan : Based on hypostasis, the closest we can estimate is that the body's been in the water about two to three weeks

  Jack Hodgins : Actually, I think we can do better that that! I would say that the body's been in there 2 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours and 12 minutes

  James Aubrey : And what bug gave you that precise a time of death?

  Jack Hodgins : Timexum horologium! Wristwatch

• Seeley Booth : [Walking into the newspaper office]  Hey, it's kind of quiet for a major newspaper

  James Aubrey : Might have something to do with the fact that nobody reads the paper anymore

  Seeley Booth : What you're talking about? I do it every morning. I got a cup of Joe in the left hand, I got the paper in the right. I can feel the ink on my skin

  James Aubrey : Yeah, it's a mess

  Seeley Booth : Paper, ink, newsp... What? What are you talking about? It's tradition. You're not getting it

  James Aubrey : No, I get it: you're old

  Seeley Booth : Not old! It's a tradition. Stop!

• James Aubrey : In my experience, most people don't ask for less money in a divorce