- Peter Griffin: [when the "Who Else But Quagmire Guy" appears] Oh, hey, it's that guy! Are you gonna say, "Who else but Quagmire?"
- Who Else But Quagmire Guy: Uh, no, I, uh, wanted to know if Quagmire was available tomorrow evening.
- Peter Griffin: Are you... are you gay?
- Who Else But Quagmire Guy: Uh, of course not, but I'm unable to properly have sex with my wife, so I figures, you know, who else but Quagmire?
- Peter Griffin: Hey, awesome cameo.
- Brian Griffin: [to Lois as he walks into the kitchen] Wow, what a day!
- Stewie Griffin: Please don't comment.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, look at you. Did you get a job?
- Stewie Griffin: Bitch.