- Dr. Sam Radford: Authenticating art?
- Cassie Nightingale: Ah, well, it's my past.
- Dr. Sam Radford: Yeah, but I think the good archeologist is trying to unearth it.
- Cassie Nightingale: I didn't know you were into art.
- Dr. Sam Radford: LOVE art.
- Cassie Nightingale: Really?
- Dr. Sam Radford: Yes.
- Cassie Nightingale: What's your favorite period?
- Dr. Sam Radford: [caught in a lie] The... Blue period.
- Cassie Nightingale: W'I can't wait to discuss all things blue with you, soon.
- Cassie Nightingale: A small business lives or dies on how much effort the owner is willing to put into it.
- Dr. Sam Radford: Uh, Sharon, fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva is a rare genetic disease that causes the body's fiberous tissue, ligaments, muscles to transform into bone.
- Sharon: I'm just so relieved that you've heard of it. My last two doctors couldn't even pronounce it.
- Dr. Sam Radford: Lemme guess. You've been online.
- Sharon: Yes.
- Dr. Sam Radford: What makes you think that you have this incredibly rare disease?
- Sharon: I have this dull ache throughout my entire body, especially in my ankle.
- Cassie Nightingale: I love the past, but I have found more joy focusing on the here and now.
- John Dover: Well, not me. When I'm in a dig, I can imagine what life was like in simpler times. I like that.
- Cassie Nightingale: Yeah, but when looking back, sometimes we remember things how we thought they were instead of how they really were.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Tom! Whadda you think?
- [Tom stares]
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Michael's welcome home party.
- Tom Tinsdale: He's moving back because he got fired and he's broke.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: He quit that terrible job. It was unsuitable for his intellect and his abilities.
- Tom Tinsdale: He was a waiter in a theme restaurant.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: So you agree - completely beneath him.
- Tara: [walking in on Brandon holding a baby] Oh, wow. That's really cute.
- Brandon Russell: Yeah, well, don't get any ideas.
- Tara: Too late.
- Tara: Why does he like you more than me?
- Brandon Russell: Well, it's not a competition.
- Tara: Yeah, says the guy who's winning.
- Sophie: Doc, you do see what she's doing, don't you?
- Dr. Sam Radford: What're you talking about?
- Sophie: She's crushing on you.
- Dr. Sam Radford: That's nonsense.
- Sophie: Okay, but watch yourself, 'cause from where I stand, you're like a turkey walking around one day before Thanksgiving - clueless and on the menu.
- Ryan Elliott: I owe you. I owe you, thank you.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Oh, I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for Cassie, because any friend of Cassie's is a friend of mine, no matter how traitorous he may have been in the past.
- Linda Wallace: Why shouldn't I move into your spare room?
- Dr. Sam Radford: This is not some cute romantic comedy where the divorced parents live together for the sake of the child and everything works out in the end.
- Cassie Nightingale: People will think twice about going to a place that has proven to be unreliable.