13 Reasons Why (TV Series)

Tape 6, Side A (2017)

Dylan Minnette: Clay Jensen

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Quotes 

• Clay : Okay, I'll go. But tell me what's going on, okay? Tell me what's wrong.

  Hannah : You don't wanna be with me, Clay.

  Clay : But I do! I really do.

  Hannah : You know what people will say?

  Clay : No! And I don't care.

  Hannah : Because it's easy for you, right? Because you're not the class slut.

  Clay : Don't say that.

  Hannah : Everybody says it!

  Clay : I don't say it.

  Hannah : Yes, you did. When you saw that picture!

  Clay : I didn't believe it! I was angry for a minute because... because I was jealous of Justin. And I was mad at you for wanting him and not me. And I was an asshole, and I'm sorry. And I can never make it right. I can never say all this to you, but... I love you. And I will never hurt you.

  Hannah : Clay...

  Clay : And I'm not going. Not now, not ever. I love you, Hannah.

  Hannah : Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?

• Clay : And how the hell am I supposed to listen to this?

  Tony : I think the asshole answer is, you put the headphones on, the cassette tape in, and press play.

  Clay : That is the asshole answer, isn't it?

  Tony : Yeah, but it's true.

• Clay : [about Skye]  I mean, what a... what a bitch!

  Tony : Wow.

  Clay : Well, she is!

  Tony : I just, I never heard you use that word before.

  Clay : She doesn't know what was going on in Hannah's life!

  Tony : You don't know what's going on in hers.

  Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!

  Tony : Is that a crack on my height?

  [Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones] 

  Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.

  Clay : Why?

  Tony : Headspace. Headspace.

  Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.

• Clay : [sobbing]  I couldn't... I couldn't tell her. I couldn't hold her. I killed Hannah Baker. Like you said.

  Tony : I said we all killed Hannah.

  Clay : How am I supposed to live with that?

  Tony : Any way you can.

  [they hug] 

• Clay : [picking up the phone]  Hey, Mom.

  Lainie : Hi, Clay, it's Mom.

  Clay : Yeah, I just said that.

• Alex : It's a party, so I'm pretending to have fun. No, I'm actually just here as a part of my ongoing plan. I'm gonna hang around Jessica enough that she gets annoyed and she falls back in love with me.

  Clay : I feel like there's a logic flaw in that plan.

• Skye : Rough night?

  Tony : Yeah, he's just working through some shit.

  Skye : I can see that. He's got existensial crisis written all over his forehead.

  Clay : I do not.

  Skye : [considers him]  There's some truth you don't wanna face.

  Clay : What? Why would you say that?

  Skye : I see the future. You know that. I told you your fortune in seventh grade.

  Clay : You predicted I wouldn't be five foot two forever.

  Skye : How tall are you now?

  [Clay looks dumbfounded] 

  Skye : See?

  Tony : Oooh... La bruja!

  [Spanish for 'witch'] 

  Skye : That's right.

• Jeff : Slow down, man, where are you going?

  Clay : I just, uh, I gotta get up early...

  Jeff : Dude, Hannah's here.

  Clay : Oh, she is? That's cool. Hope she has a nice time.

  Jeff : You need to go in there and talk to her.

  Clay : She's talking to someone else. She's busy.

  Jeff : Then that's your cue, man! That's your cue to cut in. Take a swing.

  Clay : A swing?

  Jeff : You got a fat slider in your sweet spot. You gotta swing your bat through the strike zone, man, and knock it out.

  Clay : Oh, see, I'm aware that those are baseball terms. And if I'm interpreting correctly, I think that given my batting average, what I would actually end up with is a strikeout and not a homerun. With that said, very good use of an extended metaphor.

• Clay : [about Jessica's rocks]  I guess an advantage of having pet rocks is that they don't die.

  Hannah : Mm. Yeah. They don't eat too much. And they don't crap on the floor.

  Clay : [laughs while toying with the rocks]  Oh, I'm killing her pets...

  [Hannah laughs while holding a rock herself] 

  Clay : What's that one's name?

  Hannah : I think we should name him Stone.

  Clay : Is that his first name or his last name?

  Hannah : Both. His name is Stone Stone.

  Clay : Stone Stone.

  Hannah : Yeah!

  [they laugh] 

  Hannah : Oh my God, your name is Clay!

  Clay : Yes, it is. And I've heard all the jokes.

  Hannah : Really? Like, all the jokes in the universe, ever?

  Clay : All of them.

  Hannah : Well, that's impressive.

• Clay : I need to throw up.

  Tony : okay

  Clay : I don't have anything to throw up.

  Tony : You need some food

  Clay : So I can throw it up?

  Tony : So you can settle the fuck down. My mother used to say, "Primero comemos, entonces lo demás." That means, "first we eat, then we do everything else." "

  Clay : I bet she's big on breakfast.

• Lainie : Well, don't you look nice! Off to the party?

  Clay : Uh, is that still okay?

  Lainie : No, of course. It just started drizzling out. Are you sure you don't want me to give you a ride?

  Clay : Yeah, of the few things in life that I *am* sure of, that is one of them.

  Lainie : Can I get you your rain poncho?

  Clay : I'm gonna let you guess the answer to that.