- Clay: Okay, I'll go. But tell me what's going on, okay? Tell me what's wrong.
- Hannah: You don't wanna be with me, Clay.
- Clay: But I do! I really do.
- Hannah: You know what people will say?
- Clay: No! And I don't care.
- Hannah: Because it's easy for you, right? Because you're not the class slut.
- Clay: Don't say that.
- Hannah: Everybody says it!
- Clay: I don't say it.
- Hannah: Yes, you did. When you saw that picture!
- Clay: I didn't believe it! I was angry for a minute because... because I was jealous of Justin. And I was mad at you for wanting him and not me. And I was an asshole, and I'm sorry. And I can never make it right. I can never say all this to you, but... I love you. And I will never hurt you.
- Hannah: Clay...
- Clay: And I'm not going. Not now, not ever. I love you, Hannah.
- Hannah: Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?
- Hannah: [voice over] Clay... Helmet... your name does not belong on this list. But you need to be here if I'm going to tell my story. If I'm going to explain why I did what I did. Because you aren't every other guy. You're different. You're good and kind and decent. And I didn't deserve to be with someone like you. I never would. I would have ruined you. It wasn't you. It was me, and everything that's happened to me.
- Clay: [about Skye] I mean, what a... what a bitch!
- Tony: Wow.
- Clay: Well, she is!
- Tony: I just, I never heard you use that word before.
- Clay: She doesn't know what was going on in Hannah's life!
- Tony: You don't know what's going on in hers.
- Clay: Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!
- Tony: Is that a crack on my height?
- [Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones]
- Tony: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
- Clay: Why?
- Tony: Headspace. Headspace.
- Clay: Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.
- Hannah: [voice over] See, I never told you, Clay, but I've always admired you. You are who you are, and you don't care. And I always cared what other people thought of me, as much as I acted like I didn't. Is that a boy/girl thing, or a Clay/Hannah thing?
- Skye: Rough night?
- Tony: Yeah, he's just working through some shit.
- Skye: I can see that. He's got existensial crisis written all over his forehead.
- Clay: I do not.
- Skye: [considers him] There's some truth you don't wanna face.
- Clay: What? Why would you say that?
- Skye: I see the future. You know that. I told you your fortune in seventh grade.
- Clay: You predicted I wouldn't be five foot two forever.
- Skye: How tall are you now?
- [Clay looks dumbfounded]
- Skye: See?
- Tony: Oooh... La bruja!
- [Spanish for 'witch']
- Skye: That's right.
- Jeff: Slow down, man, where are you going?
- Clay: I just, uh, I gotta get up early...
- Jeff: Dude, Hannah's here.
- Clay: Oh, she is? That's cool. Hope she has a nice time.
- Jeff: You need to go in there and talk to her.
- Clay: She's talking to someone else. She's busy.
- Jeff: Then that's your cue, man! That's your cue to cut in. Take a swing.
- Clay: A swing?
- Jeff: You got a fat slider in your sweet spot. You gotta swing your bat through the strike zone, man, and knock it out.
- Clay: Oh, see, I'm aware that those are baseball terms. And if I'm interpreting correctly, I think that given my batting average, what I would actually end up with is a strikeout and not a homerun. With that said, very good use of an extended metaphor.
- Clay: [about Jessica's rocks] I guess an advantage of having pet rocks is that they don't die.
- Hannah: Mm. Yeah. They don't eat too much. And they don't crap on the floor.
- Clay: [laughs while toying with the rocks] Oh, I'm killing her pets...
- [Hannah laughs while holding a rock herself]
- Clay: What's that one's name?
- Hannah: I think we should name him Stone.
- Clay: Is that his first name or his last name?
- Hannah: Both. His name is Stone Stone.
- Clay: Stone Stone.
- Hannah: Yeah!
- [they laugh]
- Hannah: Oh my God, your name is Clay!
- Clay: Yes, it is. And I've heard all the jokes.
- Hannah: Really? Like, all the jokes in the universe, ever?
- Clay: All of them.
- Hannah: Well, that's impressive.
- Clay: I need to throw up.
- Tony: okay
- Clay: I don't have anything to throw up.
- Tony: You need some food
- Clay: So I can throw it up?
- Tony: So you can settle the fuck down. My mother used to say, "Primero comemos, entonces lo demás." That means, "first we eat, then we do everything else." "
- Clay: I bet she's big on breakfast.
- [first lines]
- Hannah: [voice over] I told you about two of the worst decisions I ever made, and the damage left behind, and the people that got hurt. There is one more story to tell, one more bad decision. And this one's all on me. No, it wasn't the decision to go to the party. Because how I could I have known? But it was the same night, that same awful night. Remember that story I was saving for later? Well, this is it. And it's all about you... Clay.
- Lainie: Well, don't you look nice! Off to the party?
- Clay: Uh, is that still okay?
- Lainie: No, of course. It just started drizzling out. Are you sure you don't want me to give you a ride?
- Clay: Yeah, of the few things in life that I *am* sure of, that is one of them.
- Lainie: Can I get you your rain poncho?
- Clay: I'm gonna let you guess the answer to that.