- Homer Simpson: This is my favorite part of the parade; laughing at all the losers at the Kwik-E-Mart who forgot to buy parade supplies. Which reminds me, I need to buy parade supplies.
- Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson: Can we go to see the new statue, Dad? Can we, can we, can we?
- Homer Simpson: It's not going to be as good as you think it is.
- Lisa Simpson: Nothing ever is.
- Bart Simpson: Plus it means a Saturday with us away from the house.
- Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson: Can we, can we, can we?
- Homer Simpson: Wait, I'm me!
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And I say you're a stereotype, spouting buzzwords like some hipster.
- Jay: Swipe left on that! Epic swipe left!
- Bart Simpson: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
- Homer Simpson: You did do it, I saw you do it, and here's proof!