- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Bishop, do you understand the irony in all this? You asking *me* for marital advice.
- Detective James Green: Tell me, buck-naked bust, that's not true?
- Anthony DiNozzo: That is 100% true.
- Timothy McGee: So who was naked, you or the perp?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Both of us. I was undercover at a nudist colony.
- Francis 'Cheech' Del Conte: I'm not a snitch. What you talkin' 'bout? I'm a P.I.C. Paid Information Consultant, a bidnessman.