Modern Family (TV Series)

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer (2015)

Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

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• Jay Pritchett : That's it! I'm out! What the hell are we doing? Dancing around, telling secrets like girls at a slumber party. I can just imagine my old man with his buddies sitting on their lawn chairs, laughing their asses off that I missed a whole day of football 'cause I'm trying to get in touch with my emotions. These guys didn't do that crap. These were men! His best friend Tommy Ryan lost half a finger in a sheet metal press. Waited until his shift ended to go to the hospital. I broke my collar bone in a football game. There was Dad up in the stands giving me the old, "Be tough." So I played two more downs before I passed out. My date, Mary Jo Klumsky, left the senior dance with another guy. Broke my heart. 2 a.m. at the kitchen table, my old man's telling me, "Eat the sandwich and forget about her." Feelings! I didn't even cry at his funeral. You believe that? The guy was my whole world. Not a tear. Everybody looking at me like... like I didn't love him. But he knew!

  [sniffs, voice cracks] 

  Jay Pritchett : He had to know, right?

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [rushing over to hug Jay]  Of course he did.

  Jay Pritchett : Son of a bitch, that felt good getting that out.

  Phil Dunphy : Wow.

  Claire Dunphy : I know. They just won therapy.