"Saturday Night Live" Tina Fey & Amy Poehler/Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band (TV Episode 2015) - Taran Killam as Sen. Ted Cruz, Chad Douglas, Various

Wolf Blitzer : Senator, you said you will relentlessly carpet-bomb ISIS. Is this a real strategy?

Sen. Ted Cruz : Well, Wolf, um, if I'm President, I can promise you, ISIS will hate me. An- and how do I know? Because everyone who knows me hates me. Democrats hate me. Republicans hate me. I have what doctors call a "punchable" face. Politico actually did a poll and I was voted the candidate most people wanted to throw a beer at. So look out, ISIS, because I'm gonna crash your party. And just like every party I go to, I'm gonna ruin it.

Taran Killam: Sen. Ted Cruz, Chad Douglas, Various