Modern Family (TV Series)

White Christmas (2015)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : Sit.

  Andy : Mr. Dunphy, I...

  Phil Dunphy : It's not your turn to talk. That's my daughter and you're engaged to someone else. If this is a fling, it's over, you understand me? But if this is something real, you need to be honest with Beth. It's time to step up and be a man.

  Andy : I understand.

  Phil Dunphy : Let me tell you something: life is like a mountain road, with a new adventure around every corner.

  [pause] 

  Andy : Wow.

  Phil Dunphy : [grins]  Right?

  Andy : Did you just come up with that?

  Phil Dunphy : I did.

• Phil Dunphy : Claire... life's like a mountain road, with a new adventure around every corner.

  Claire Dunphy : If that's the slogan for the stupid coat, I'm going to kill you.

• Claire Dunphy : [to Jay]  I gave up a three day trip to Cabo to close that Best Western deal.

  Phil Dunphy : That's right, you owe her twenty-five margaritas!

  Claire Dunphy : Phil...

  Phil Dunphy : Twenty-one!

  Claire Dunphy : Twenty-one!