Angel from Hell (TV Series)

Rain Check (2016)

Jane Lynch: Amy

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Quotes 

• Amy : Look at you. You go to all the trouble to get a date with a guy who's clearly not a Muppet, and then you send him away with bluer balls than Gonzo.

• Allison : Wow, I am SO sore. That workout was no joke.

  Amy : Oh, you humans and your workouts - a complete waste of time! Everybody's death date is predetermined, anyway.

  Allison : Really? So when's mine?

  Amy : A Tuesday, and that's all I can tell you. But hey, it's Saturday, so let's just relax and focus on getting you that kiss... because it could be your last. That's a total joke.

• Amy : Okay, I'm not gonna let you quit angeling. You are too good. You just lost your confidence.

  Lee : No, I'm done.

  Amy : Now, you realize you'll be losing all your angel powers. No more invisibility, no more going to the bathroom only one time a month.

• Amy : Lee, the target tonight is a first kiss. Okay, now can you think of anything that might encourage their first kiss?

  Lee : Uhh, I'm so bad at this.

  Amy : No, no no. I wasn't clear. We just need to think of something romantic on the front porch. Maybe some light, from the sky?

  Lee : Bats... on fire?

  Amy : So building on that, how about moonlight, huh?

  Lee : Oh! Moonlight, so much better!

• Amy : What if you get up on the roof and you hold a branch and they are bathed in dappled moonlight, the most romantic of all lights, and that'll lead them directly to their first kiss. Oh, that is just genius. Thanks, man!

  Lee : And then the fire-bats!

  Amy : No fire-bats, Lee.

• Amy : What, did Gavin just leave with no kiss, again?

  Allison : Well, it kind of ruined the moment when a strange man fell off my roof and stumbled into the woods. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

  Amy : No, I swear.

  Allison : Because he looked a lot like your business associate, Lee.

  Amy : I don't enjoy being called a liar. But I will forgive you'll if you let my business associate, Lee, stay with me. He's already back there and he's banged up pretty good.

• Allison : I am tired and sweaty, and I smell like the old tire we were flipping over and over and over and *over* again.

  Amy : Okay, you guys both suck at coming up with dating ideas.

• Allison : If it's not happening, it's not happening. Maybe fate has decided it for us.

  Amy : Fate? There is no fate! I am fate! I am also destiny, deja vu and roller-coaster tummy.

• Allison : Ohhhh, that's actually a good idea.

  Amy : Ohhhh, your hair actually looks good today. See how that feels?

• Amy : Alright, this is the last time you're gonna see me tonight. Invisibility! On!

  [Amy snaps her fingers but remains visible] 

  Allison : Nope.

  Amy : Takes about 20 seconds to kick in. I'll just scurry quickly into the kitchen.