- Amy: Look at you. You go to all the trouble to get a date with a guy who's clearly not a Muppet, and then you send him away with bluer balls than Gonzo.
- Allison: Wow, I am SO sore. That workout was no joke.
- Amy: Oh, you humans and your workouts - a complete waste of time! Everybody's death date is predetermined, anyway.
- Allison: Really? So when's mine?
- Amy: A Tuesday, and that's all I can tell you. But hey, it's Saturday, so let's just relax and focus on getting you that kiss... because it could be your last. That's a total joke.
- Amy: Lee, the target tonight is a first kiss. Okay, now can you think of anything that might encourage their first kiss?
- Lee: Uhh, I'm so bad at this.
- Amy: No, no no. I wasn't clear. We just need to think of something romantic on the front porch. Maybe some light, from the sky?
- Lee: Bats... on fire?
- Amy: So building on that, how about moonlight, huh?
- Lee: Oh! Moonlight, so much better!
- Allison: Thanks for driving me home.
- Gavin: Thanks for reminding me where you live.
- [menacing]
- Gavin: That's the last mistake you'll ever make!
- Allison: What?
- Gavin: Because you're smart, and um, you rarely make mistakes. I don't want you to think I'm a murderer or anything.
- Allison: I didn't until just now.
- Amy: What, did Gavin just leave with no kiss, again?
- Allison: Well, it kind of ruined the moment when a strange man fell off my roof and stumbled into the woods. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
- Amy: No, I swear.
- Allison: Because he looked a lot like your business associate, Lee.
- Amy: I don't enjoy being called a liar. But I will forgive you'll if you let my business associate, Lee, stay with me. He's already back there and he's banged up pretty good.
- Marv: We were hiking and I fell. Can we go now?
- Allison: Linda, did you fall too? You have a leaf in your hair.
- Marv: No, no. When she was trying to help me up, she fell on top of me, and then under me, um...
- Linda: It was a hill.
- Randy: Why is your shirt turned inside-out?
- Marv: I wanna thank you for stopping by, Randy.
- Gavin: Oh wait, you guys were, uhhh...
- [Allison and Brad emit disgusted groans]
- Marv: Okay, we were trying to have sex outside and I hurt my back. Now somebody take me home or I'm gonna start telling you the details!