The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Boris Badenov and His Friends?/Bars of Steal, or The Hard Cell (1961)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Spike, King, Elf #2, Mr. Peabody, Policeman, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Three-Finger : Okay, Babyface, open the valise!
Boris Badenov : Look, let's split the swag right down the middle, huh? Even steven, 80/20.
Narrator : But when Boris opened the satchel, the thugs seemed disappointed in the contents.
Spike : You can have my share, Babyface.
Boris Badenov : I can?
Spike : Sure. What's one sock more or less?
Boris Badenov : A sock?
Narrator : Sure enough, all there was inside the valise were three pairs of socks.
Boris Badenov : Some no-good no-good has switched suitcases on me!
Three-Finger : But who?
Boris Badenov : Who else? Them!
Three-Finger : Them who?
Boris Badenov : Those them who...
[notices Rocky and Bullwinkle missing]
Boris Badenov : Who... Who... Oh, boy! They're gone!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : So we thought you might keep this money in a nice safe cell.
Sheriff : Sorry, boys. I can't arrest a satchel full of money. I just arrest people.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah.
Sheriff : Of course, I could arrest one of you and if you just happened to have a satchel with you...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Swell! Go ahead.
Sheriff : No. First you have to do something wrong.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Wrong? Sir, you are speaking of a couple of genuine TV-type heroes.
Sheriff : Can't do anything wrong, eh?
Rocket J. Squirrel : It's in our contract.
Narrator : But at that moment, the handle of the worrisome suitcase broke and it fell on Bullwinkle's foot.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : OOOWWW!
Sheriff : That does it!
Narrator : And in the twinkling, Bullwinkle found himself and the money safely behind bars in a basement cell.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : How come? How come?
Sheriff : Disturbing the peace.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Whose?
Sheriff : Mine.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh.
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Boris Badenov : Give me that suitcase!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Uh-oh! A talking termite!
Boris Badenov : Let go of suitcase, you big boob!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : In dialect yet. Let go yourself, you thieving, scoundrelly insect!
Boris Badenov : Flattery will get you nowhere.