- [east coast live]
- Charlotte: [laughs] I have a kid. Sorry, that comes out at random times. And I know what you're going to say: "You're too young to have a kid."
- [Charlotte makes a squinty disbelief face]
- Danny: Uh, that was a really good impression of me, but uh...
- Charlotte: Oh, sorry, hold on, I forgot this part.
- [Charlotte does a high kick toward the audience while seated, in a short skirted dress]
- Danny: Oh, oh! Don't want to show your male parts. Anyway, uh, listen...
- [they both laugh with audience]
- Charlotte: You're showing your personality, so I feel like I can show my balls.
- Danny: [waits for audience, through smiling gritted teeth] Don't get us canceled twice!
- [audience uproariously cheers, laughs, and applauds]
- [east coast live]
- Brett: OK, don't be pissed at me, OK? As soon as I realized it was the groom, I had a shower, and then I just got out of there.
- Shelly: Be real with us, Brett: were you in that shower alone?
- Brett: Was I in the shower alone. Nope, there were two penises, so no.
- Charlotte: Sounds like some of my showers.
- [dump to black]
- Charlotte: -marrying a gay guy?
- Justin: Just casually bring it up at work. You know, in the- in the- in the breakroom. You get a yogurt, you walk up there, you'll say, "You know what I love about this yogurt? The fruit at the bottom. And you know who else loves the bottom?"