BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

The BoJack Horseman Show (2016)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman, Radio DJ

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Quotes 

• BoJack Horseman : Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one night to stick our dicks in this script and go balls deep into the universe.

• BoJack Horseman : [the sun rises when they finish the script]  Wow, we did it. We stayed up all night, but we really made something new and different and daring. We've changed everything but the title.

  Cuddlywhiskers : Well, then, how about we give it a new title? "The BoJack Horseman Show."

  BoJack Horseman : [gasps]  Oh, Cuddlywhiskers, I don't know what to say.

  Cuddlywhiskers : Well, then why don't you just say, "Whassup, bitches?" But, you know, not that. Something like that.

  BoJack Horseman : We'll figure it out.

• BoJack Horseman : I want this character to be really edgy. Like the kind of character Denis Leary would be offered and then say, "No way. This character's too edgy for me."

• BoJack Horseman : [writing script for new TV show, while heavily intoxicated]  How do we make it clear that this isn't "Horsin' Around"? What if in the very first scene, we show my character literally taking a massive dump on a VHS copy of "Horsin' Around"?

  Cuddlywhiskers : What? That's insane. Let's just put it in, we can always take it out later.

  BoJack Horseman : I want this character to be really edgy. Like the kind of character Denis Leary would be offered and then say, "No way. This character's too edgy for me."

  Cuddlywhiskers : What if he had a catchphrase that was an anti-catchphrase?

  BoJack Horseman : Yeah, like if every time he enter the room he was like, "Whassup, bitches?"

  [Cuddlywhiskers laughs hysterically] 

  BoJack Horseman : Not that, because that's horrible. But, you know, something like that.

  Cuddlywhiskers : "Whassup, bitches?"

  BoJack Horseman : That is so dumb.

  Cuddlywhiskers : But also kind of brilliant, right?

  BoJack Horseman : Yes, put that in. Put all this in. This should be the show.

  Cuddlywhiskers : This... should... be... the... show. I haven't felt this alive since the head of the Charles Regatta. That's a Harvard thing.

  BoJack Horseman : Yes, yes, yes. This is brilliant.

  Cuddlywhiskers : What if we had five minutes of him reading a book to himself?

  BoJack Horseman : Oh, my God, yes! Just him turning the page. A close-up of my eyeball. The real shit, they never show that.

  [the sun rises when they finish] 

  BoJack Horseman : Wow, we did it. We stayed up all night, but we really made something new and different and daring. We've changed everything but the title.

  Cuddlywhiskers : Well, then, how about we give it a new title? "The BoJack Horseman Show."

  BoJack Horseman : [gasps]  Oh, Cuddlywhiskers, I don't know what to say.

  Cuddlywhiskers : Well, then why don't you just say, "Whassup, bitches?" But, you know, not that. Something like that.

  BoJack Horseman : We'll figure it out.

• BoJack Horseman : [writing script for new TV show, while heavily intoxicated]  How do we make it clear that this isn't "Horsin' Around"? What if in the very first scene, we show my character literally taking a massive dump on a VHS copy of "Horsin' Around"?

  Cuddlywhiskers : What? That's insane. Let's just put it in, we can always take it out later.

  BoJack Horseman : I want this character to be really edgy. Like the kind of character Denis Leary would be offered and then say, "No way. This character's too edgy for me."

  Cuddlywhiskers : What if he had a catchphrase that was an anti-catchphrase?

  BoJack Horseman : Yeah, like if every time he enter the room he was like, "Whassup, bitches?"

  [Cuddlywhiskers laughs hysterically] 

  BoJack Horseman : Not that, because that's horrible. But, you know, something like that.

  Cuddlywhiskers : "Whassup, bitches?"

  BoJack Horseman : That is so dumb.

  Cuddlywhiskers : But also kind of brilliant, right?