Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

A Misunderstanding (2016)

Andy Karl: Sergeant Mike Dodds

Quotes 

• Dominick Carisi, Jr. : [about the Cherry Pickers Club' list]  Oh, counselor, you're not gonna use this list though, are you?

  Rafael Barba : It goes to motive.

  Dominick Carisi, Jr. : Yeah, but it also outs a lot of teenagers. I mean, the guys, whatever. Who cares about them?

  Olivia Benson : But these girls, they don't want this list going public.

  Mike Dodds : Come on, like they haven't posted darkroom selfies on their Facebook pages already? We're dealing with hormone-flooded teenagers. I know things are grey here, but this is 50 shades of it.

• Mike Dodds : [When Olivia & Dobbs see Chris's appearance]  They made Chris look like Harry Potter.

  Olivia Benson : Well, we've seen that before, right? The nerd defense?

• Olivia Benson : [to Dodds about Chris Roberts:]  So what's your take on the boy?

  Mike Dodds : He's privileged, but not arrogant. No record, straight A's, waiting on an early decision from Stanford. He seems genuinely surprised by the allegation.

  Olivia Benson : Okay, so it sounds like a teenage he said/she said.

  Mike Dodds : It's more like her-parents-say/his-parents-say. Chris's mom, he's her only son, the golden boy.

  Dominick Carisi, Jr. : And the father of a teenage virginal daughter? Like my dad with my sisters. If a guy so much as looked at one of them, it's rape.

• Ellen Roberts : [after hearing her son is accused of rape]  I know how these things go, how girls are.

  Mike Dodds : We understand this is very upsetting, ma'am, but right now we're just investigating.

  Ellen Roberts : No, before our daughter went to college, I'd overhear her friends talking, saying that they would accuse a boy of rape if he didn't call them back.