Fantastic Max (TV Series)

Toys Will Be Toys (1988)

Ben Ryan Ganger: Maxwell Arnold 'Max' Young

Quotes 

• A.B. : [while they are in the trashcan]  See what happens when you *don't* pick up your things?

  [realizes Max isn't wearing his diaper] 

  A.B. : Max! Make yourself decent! This is a *family* show!

  Max : [Giggles, A.B. throws him his diaper]  Come on, A.B., It's no *big* thing!

  A.B. : Maybe not, but you *can't* show it on *Television*!

• Max : [after getting stamped on the converyor belt]  Dirty Diapers!

  A.B. : [noticing the print on the back of Max's diaper]  Well, if they weren't before, they are *now*!

• Sticky Wicket : Okay, so it doesn't move but it can talk; Listen to this!

  [pulls F.X.'s string] 

  FX : Don't *buy* me, I'm defective!

  A.B. : He never *did* have a very high opinion of himself

  Max : [whsipers]  No, He's trying to fake it so he can get away!