The Color of Magic (TV Mini Series)
Part 1: The Colour of Magic (2008)
Sean Astin: Twoflower
Quotes
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Rincewind : Where is your home?
Twoflower : Ah, have you heard of Bes Pelargic? It's the major seaport of the Agatean Empire.
Rincewind : That's the Counterweight Continent.
Twoflower : Yes! We may be small, but we're equal in weight to all the major land masses of this hemicircle.
[Rincewind nods skeptically]
Rincewind : [dismissively] Well that's because the ancient legend says that it's made of gold.
Twoflower : Well, it's not made of gold.
Rincewind : No.
Twoflower : Gold is just a really common metal there.
Rincewind : You might like to keep that to ourselves.
[He slowly turns around and notices that Broadman is right behind him]
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[Twoflower has just saved Rincewind from drowning and is pumping on the wizard's chest. Rincewind comes to and realizes who is kneeling over him]
Rincewind : Get off, will you?
Twoflower : Are you saying you want me to stop?
Rincewind : Yes! Stop, will you?
Twoflower : Stop saving your life? That's twice, now!
[Rincewind looks ashamed]
Rincewind : Oh. Thank you.
[His voice is drowned out by the roar of water pouring over the edge of the world]
Twoflower : Say again?
Rincewind : [louder] I said, thank you!
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Rincewind : On balance, I know I should be very suspicious of that boat, but I do like the idea of getting back to dry land.
Twoflower : Are you sure?
[Rincewind walks towards the boat and gets sprayed in the face with sea foam. He turns back to Twoflower with an annoyed look on his face]
Rincewind : I'm sure.
