- Neon Joe: I am nine for nine when it comes to convincing mothers of children in werewolf-induced comas to pull the plug, and I look forward to making it an even ten. AKA, a Joe's Dozen.
- Neon Joe: [eating chowder in Sonny's kitchen] hmmmm, boy, got to tell ya, I usually prefer my clams bearded, but ah this tender bivalve flesh teadbagging my taste buds just fine.
- [laughs while walking out of kitchen]