- Rich Evans: [as he's trying to explain the seemingly incoherent plot of Double Down] They had to kill the wife, because he's too good at his job.
- Max Landis: Rich, do we see his ballsack?
- Rich Evans: If, if they, if they killed him... they can't kill him, because if they kill him, then he'll kill everyone in the country. So they can't kill him, so they kill... kill his wife?
- Max Landis: Yes? No? Do we see his ballsack?
- Rich Evans: But not his family...
- Jay Bauman: Rich!
- Rich Evans: ...that we meet for one scene.
- Max Landis: Rich!
- Jay Bauman: How good is he at this?
- Rich Evans: He's the best at this!
- Max Landis: Rich, do we see his ballsack?
- Mike Stoklasa: Talk about his ballsack!
- Rich Evans: YES, WE SEE HIS BALLSACK! WE SEE HIS BALLSACK! HE'S THE BEST! HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!
- Jay Bauman: But Rich!
- Rich Evans: [having a borderline breakdown] OH MY GOD!