- Grandma: [realizing Carl and Victoria were together] Aw, hell no! Are you back with the Drama Queen?
- Officer Carl McMillan: Yes I am.
- Grandma: I was talking to her.
- Mike Biggs: Ma, why are you like this? You're about to become a grandma, isn't that something even you can enjoy?
- Peggy: For how long? Once you get that baby into that house I'll never get to see it again.
- Mike Biggs: Ma, that's crazy. Why would you even think that?
- Peggy: Because I know how I am. I'm a lot to take, Mikey. You don't see it because you're my son.
- Peggy: [looks at her with complete amazement that she didn't know he knew, then she says regretfully...] I just know I'll say something awful to your wife's family and then they'll never let me see my grandchild.
- Mike Biggs: Ma, listen to me. There is nothing you can say, or do, that's going to keep you from that baby.
- Peggy: You promise?
- Mike Biggs: Yes, but please don't take that as a challenge.
- Molly Flynn: [Peggy is trying to convince Mike and Molly to move in with her, but it's causing a tense situation with Joyce] Ma, please, just stay out of it.
- Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.
- Joyce Flynn: [menacingly] Keep talking, I'll slap that Polygrip right out of your mouth.
- Mike Biggs: [Peggy is trying to convince Mike and Molly to move in with her, but it's causing a tense situation with Joyce] Ma, please, just stay out of it.
- Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.
- Joyce Flynn: [menacingly] Keep talking, I'll slap that Polygrip right out of your mouth.