Left alone during Tim's romantic weekend, Tyler and his sisters plan a 'legendary' party, but it turns out lame and their parents return home early because Tim isn't amused his alcohol was replaced with water, so Matt settles his debt with Tyler by scaring off the teen guests just in time. Greg wants to get in dancing shape by joining Coleen's gym, but is macho-dared into an excessive ten years plan. A real Maine lobster looks tasty, but after the kids refuse to eat it, the 'poor creature' mysteriously disappears, to be found in John's car on its way 'back' to the (wrong) ocean, without due preparation. Joan's genuine garage sale inspires Joan and Heather to sell mostly her ghastly gifts in their semi)clandestine one, but she cheerfully exacts due penance.
—KGF Vissers