- Sebastian Maniscalco: Your texting... is so minimal.
- Self - Host: Well, you're not engaging me! What do you wanna talk about? First of all, if you wanna talk, let's talk, because that's what we do well.
- Sebastian Maniscalco: Mm-hmm.
- Self - Host: We don't type. We're not "typists." we're "talkists."