The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Moonlight on the Bayou (2016)

Zach Roerig: Matt Donovan

Quotes 

• Valerie Tulle : [answering cellphone]  Hello?

  Stefan Salvatore : Hey. I lost my phone, I had to pick up a burner.

  Valerie Tulle : [exhales]  Stefan, thank God. Have you made it to New Orleans?

  Stefan Salvatore : Let's just say I have worn out my welcome. I'm back on the road. And, in a shocking turn of events, Damon needs my help.

  Valerie Tulle : What are you talking about? Worry about yourself. You need to go back!

  Matt Donovan : [enters behind Valerie]  Dispatch just put an APB on a speeding motorcycle that's traveling east on Highway 90. Woman. Meets Rayna's description. Driving like a maniac.

  Valerie Tulle : [to Stefan]  Did you hear that? Avoid 90.

  Stefan Salvatore : Yeah, I'm a little late for that.

  Valerie Tulle : Where are you?

  Stefan Salvatore : Traveling east on 90. I'll call you later.

• Matt Donovan : Tell me you at least appreciate the irony. I need your help because there is no sheriff's department left. The reason there's no sheriff's department is because you killed all the sheriffs.

  Valerie Tulle : Then, yes, I do appreciate the irony. Just as I hope you appreciate that I helped Caroline deliver her babies, and that I am here because I'm desperate to keep Stefan alive.

  [sighs]