- [James Lacey and Gene Harvey are sitting outside the pub enjoying their pints of beer. The church bells are ringing hesitantly and discordantly]
- Gene Harvey: [winces] I'm beginning to regret them re-hanging the bells.
- James Lacey: What *exactly* are they *trying* to play?
- Gene Harvey: We've been having a sweepstake down the shop. We think it may be Jay-Z featuring Rihanna.
- [Mary Fortune comes out of the pub]
- Mary Fortune: I think they're trying to play All People Who On Earth Do Dwell.
- James Lacey: Are they? Who's playing it? Quasimodo?
- Gene Harvey: *Five* Quasimodos.
- [the bell-ringers are playing hesitantly and jerkily]
- Amanda Barton: Mrs Josephs, you need to improve your rhythm.
- Mrs. Josephs: I've always been known for my rhythm. I had three children by the rhythm method.
- [the other bell-ringers smirk]
- Agatha Raisin: That's a very different kind of rhythm, Mrs Josephs.