- [Splinter educates the Turtles on turtle sexuality]
- Donatello: Do I perform my mating dance before or after I sniff April's cloaca to dee if she's fertile?
- Michelangelo: Aw, I already called dibs on April's cloaca!
- Leonardo: Hey, I called dibs on her cloaca WAY before you called dibs on her cloaca!
- Splinter: [smacks his sons] You are turtles! April is human! Your genitalia are not compatible!