- Temperance Brennan: You hear that? It's the cocking of a Colt .45 pointed directly at your head. Now lower the knife.
- Seeley Booth: Thanks, Bones, I appreciate it. You know, you're lucky my partner showed up, or you would have had a bullet right in your chest. Where'd you get the gun?
- Temperance Brennan: I don't have one, but I do have these handy sound files. I considered going with the pumped shotgun, but that seemed like a bit much.
- Seeley Booth: Got to be kidding me
- Camille Saroyan: Well, and the way she's dressed is really dated, this pleated skirt, the shoes...
- Jack Hodgins: So, not just a murder victim, but fashion victim as well
- Temperance Brennan: Hodgins! That was uncalled for. I must insist you show respect to the deceased
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah, don't hold your breath! These days he's not respectful to the living, so I'm not sure why the dead would be any different
- Jack Hodgins: Well, for one thing, she doesn't talk back
- Camille Saroyan: Enough! You hear me?
- Christine Booth: The monster, it came out of the closet
- Seeley Booth: Oh, there's no monster in the closet. Remember when I tucked you in, you know. I came and I scared the monster away
- Temperance Brennan: No, you didn't, Booth. Monsters are not real, therefore you had nothing to scare away.
- Seeley Booth: Your mother is right, but what I meant to say is that, look, I would never let anything happen to you, okay?
- Temperance Brennan: It appears you've done everything you could. Therefore, you should not feel any guilt that the killer has taken another life
- Arastoo Vaziri: Dr. Brennan, I assure you, my conscience is clear.
- Temperance Brennan: Good. I am relieved you are not burdened by such feelings. Shall we continue?
- Karen Delfs: I've just been going through Dr. Sweets' old files on the two of you, and in them he states that you are easily annoyed by overly complex and officious sounding language. But I will make an addendum to that that says you are just easily annoyed in general.
- Seeley Booth: Tell you what, why don't you put a little Post-it next to the little addendum that I'm not annoyed, okay?
- Jack Hodgins: [Wheels in] Hey!
- Angela Montenegro: Oh God! Sorry, I... I, eh, I didn't see you there
- Jack Hodgins: I though you'd be used by now to looking down on me by now
- Angela Montenegro: I don't look down on you, Hodgins. It's, it's not fair
- James Aubrey: Okay, Doc, lay it on us. What'd you think?
- Karen Delfs: Great. Well, in my professional opinion, I would say the killer is extremely intelligent, possibly schizophrenic and completely and totally cray-cray
- Seeley Booth: Cray-cray? What does that mean?
- Karen Delfs: Oh, it's slang for crazy
- James Aubrey: What are you, 13?
- Karen Delfs: Now, I put air-quotes around "kills", because you can't kill someone who is already dead
- James Aubrey: You ever think, maybe you're a little cray-cray yourself?
- Christine Booth: You were right Mommy, there are no monsters
- Temperance Brennan: See? I'm always right
- Camille Saroyan: Eh, sorry to interrupt, but I believe, you are standing in my favorite hiding spot
- Angela Montenegro: I'm not hiding. Just needed a quiet spot, so I could plot how to kill my jerk of a husband
- Camille Saroyan: Well, if anyone could get away with it
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah, I totally do it
- Seeley Booth: Christine, she's been having these really bad, Freddy Krueger-like nightmares about monsters in her closet.
- Seeley Booth: You don't want to get into this killer's head.
- Temperance Brennan: I don't know if I can help it. In a way, he and I are very similar
- Seeley Booth: Stop right there. You're not very similar, okay?