There is no comedy segment; Johnny talks about accidentally cutting off a piece of his ear while trimming some hairs. Alan Thicke discusses his role as a murdered talk show host on an upcoming Perry Mason TV movie. He also talks about other roles he has had, particularly on "The Love Boat", and an awful skiing movie that was re-shot as an exploitation film with new hot tub scenes. They also talk about phobias, and Thicke discusses doing a non-nude photo shoot for Playgirl magazine. Rosanna Arquette mentions that she was recently married, and also says she is attracted to musicians. She admits being sensitive to critics' reviews - even when she tries to avoid them, friends still send the clippings. She then talks about her film "Nobody's Fool", then mentions that her episode of "Saturday Night Live" will air the following night after having been taped two weeks earlier when the World Series pre-empted its live broadcast. She also comments on how she bought a Porsche on a whim while playing a call girl; she notes that her husband drives it now, while she bought a Jeep truck but recently crashed it. Oprah Winfrey talks about phobias and unsettling dreams, then tells a lengthy story about a dress mishap at the Oscars after some alterations were done, which resulted in her not really being able to sit down. She also recalls being a newscaster in Nashville. She and Johnny then talk about people's TV viewing habits, and she says most people lie about watching PBS; she then tells a story about an aggressive autograph seeker.
—lenab9011