- Phil Dunphy: She is right. Sometimes I don't listen. That's what she said, right? That I don't listen?
- Dana: Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: All of it, or just the "F" word?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: What is the lowest common denominator?
- Cameron Tucker: Reality television.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Hilarious, but I'm studying for a test.