- Rory Gilmore: Do not close the Gazette. It's a 90-year-old institution. It's important to a lot of people.
- Taylor Doose: Well, tell that to Bernie Roundbottom. Marlin fishing in Boca Raton was more meaningful to that ingrate.
- Rory Gilmore: Well... all it lacks is an editor, right? So, someone to steer the ship? I'm your girl!
- Taylor Doose: May I ask what your qualifications are?
- Rory Gilmore: I'm... here?
- Taylor Doose: Well, that's a good start.
- Rory Gilmore: I also have a degree in journalism from Yale University. How's that?
- Taylor Doose: Not bad, but this job will take away from your time with the Thirtysomething Gang. Have you thought about that?
- Rory Gilmore: I will adjust.
- Taylor Doose: Should we discuss salary?
- Rory Gilmore: I assume it pays nothing?
- Taylor Doose: You got the job.