Break out the fruit pies, it's time for another Comic Book Quickies. So, what little slices of pie does Linkara have to stomach this time? Spider-Man has to stop Printout-Man from not only causing a run on the bank, but from hoarding the city's supply of Hostess Cupcakes, a Beast Wars mini-comic with Megatron and Optimus Primal going toe to toe, a commercial comic on the dangers of "Spiromania", and Captain America teams up with Colgate Junior to stop Count Plaqula.