Douwe Egbert: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Hello, I'm George Burns.

  [beat] 

  George Burns : Just roll with it. I'm here to serve as your narrator through the events of "Atop the Fourth Wall"'s 400th episode. You see, given the source material, Linkara decided he needed to do this as a rock opera, so he'll be singing all his lines. You'll need me to navigate you through the jokes properly.

  [Suddenly, however, he is interrupted as someone reaches into the frame and hands Burns a piece of paper, which he looks at briefly] 

  George Burns : It seems Linkara couldn't afford the budget to do the whole episode singing, so there will be musical moments throughout the review. I am, therefore, superfluous. But I still get paid, so either way, I win. Our story begins on a familiar futon, where everyone was wondering just how Linkara would open the episode...

  [Cut to Linkara on his futon] 

  Linkara : Four hundred episodes. Eight years. And with such a long time between the start of this show and this current point, it's easy to forget our roots. Most of the reviewers who started around the same time I did were inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd. And so, in his honor, I must ask this: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?