- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [At home, picking up their ringing phones] Rizzoli
- Maura Isles: Isles
- Jane Rizzoli: That doesn't sound right. That's messed up
- Jane Rizzoli: How are you liking working with the living, by the way?
- Maura Isles: You know, it's incredible! I assisted with a cesarean
- Jane Rizzoli: Just couldn't resists cutting something open, huh?
- Jane Rizzoli: [On the phone] Spontaneous combusting and I am missing it?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maura said it's technically not a real thing, but this could be the one time she's wrong, right!
- Jane Rizzoli: It's the first time Maura is wrong and I am missing it?
- Maura Isles: Nice job getting your hand on this, Kent
- Kent Drake: Huh, my pleasure. Although, my mate at the V.A. was rather curious why the coroner's office required a medical grade 3D-scanner. I just told him that we're fitting a corpse for a pair of prosthetic legs
- Maura Isles: [Both giggle] Well, then I hope you told them what we're really doing?
- Kent Drake: What? And dispel my carefully crafted air of mystique and whimsy? Dr. Isles, I thought you knew me better than that
- Agent Cameron Davies: And the classroom is hooked up with a projector for your audio/video needs
- Jane Rizzoli: Should I have audio/video needs?
- Agent Cameron Davies: Totally optional. J. Edgar Hoover didn't have audio/video needs
- Jane Rizzoli: Yes, but I heard he had a fabulous dress collection
- Agent Cameron Davies: We don't make those jokes here!
- Jane Rizzoli: I'm sorry
- Agent Cameron Davies: His high-heel collection was really the thing to see
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's no wonder Jane comes down here all the time. You guys have all the fun! She's gonna hate that she missed out on the fat-bomb
- Maura Isles: Well, it's actually a lipid-accelerant exothermic combustive device
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, that's not so sexy as fat-bomb
- Maura Isles: Well, the office of the Chief Medical Examiner is not going to write fat-bomb as a cause of death
- Vince Korsak: It's made of fat, it is a bomb
- Maura Isles: What? You too?
- Vince Korsak: If the fat-bomb fits...
- Vince Korsak: You guys have a nickname yet?
- Nina Holiday: Goodbye, Vince!
- Vince Korsak: Ninkie? Frina? Holizoli?
- Nina Holiday: [Chuckles] Hmm
- Vince Korsak: Rizziday!
- Nina Holiday: Ah. There it is
- Vince Korsak: Ah Rizziday! Have a nice Rizziday
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [During a house search] Even so, how does a kid with no job, who's cut off from his family afford all this?
- Vince Korsak: [Opens a door] He was an entrepreneur
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Why'd you say that?
- Vince Korsak: [Walks into a lab] The meth lab gave it away
- Nina Holiday: So the water bottle that blew up had traces of glycerin and potassium permang...
- Maura Isles: Permanganate
- Nina Holiday: I'm just going to type that one in
- Maura Isles: It's an oxidizing agent used in water treatment. The glycerin is sugar alcohol with uses from food sweetener to antifreeze. Innocent enough apart, but together, highly combust
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: According to Wikipedia, the jury is still out
- Maura Isles: There is not enough time in the day to keep that site honest
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Angela is looking for a new place to live] Last place no good?
- Angela Rizzoli: Huh, I'm pretty sure half the units there are rented out by the hour