Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)

Stiffed (2016)

Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles

Quotes 

• Maura Isles : Well, I'd say it's rather innovative. I mean, how else would you propose draining the fluids from a body?

  Jane Rizzoli : I don't! Because I'm having a Viking funeral. Korsak is gonna shoot a flaming arrow at my dead body on a boat. It's just... Fzzt... Rizzoli bonfire. Can't wait

  Maura Isles : [Giggling]  That's not really how Norse funerals are done

  Jane Rizzoli : Party pooper!

• Maura Isles : [about the unexplainable recovery of the baby]  Well, I'm still not gonna say it was a miracle

  Jane Rizzoli : That doesn't mean it wasn't

• Maura Isles : The burial was 9 days ago. Our radar team got an anomalous reading. It looks like the corpse has two heads

  Vince Korsak : I wonder if that's how Frankie put it in the warrant

• Angela Rizzoli : Do you know what this announcement is all about?

  Maura Isles : It's Jane's news

  Angela Rizzoli : Just tell me! I'll act all surprised

• Angela Rizzoli : All right, what's going on? I need to know

  Jane Rizzoli : Ehm, I'm gonna be an instructor at the FBI

  Maura Isles : The FBI!

  Angela Rizzoli : The FBI?

  Jane Rizzoli : Yeah!

  Angela Rizzoli : In Washington DC?

  Jane Rizzoli : Yes! I'm leaving the force. I thought that you would be thrilled

  Maura Isles : I mean, I just never considered that you being safe would mean moving 500 miles away

  Maura Isles : 343... nautical... miles. It's seven hours and seven minutes via route 15.

  Angela Rizzoli : Well, that's still really far for a cup of coffee

• Julio : [Maura just explained that their baby is terminally ill]  Do you mind if we pray for you?

  Maura Isles : Of course not. But I must emphasize the prognosis is... it's out of my hands

  Julio : [Hands her the baby]  We agree. It's in much higher hands than yours