- Mary Jane: But wait, Jack. That house really looks scary. And, well my momma says that it could be dangerous, and we might get hurt. And the Bible says that we should honor our mom and dad.
- Jack: Yeah... Well, I know, Mary Jane, but, it's not gonna matter because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found in there, that nobody's gonna remember that we disobeyed our parents!
- Flec: Y'know what? I just love corn fritters, don't you? There's just somethin' about corn fritters man, that just makes you feel... full! Y'know what I'm sayin'? Anyways, you probably don't wanna talk about corn fritters, 'nothin like that.
- Dr. Dairy: Well, Mr. Poe! You are late as usual! And as you can see, your friend has already been placed on my diabolical, algorithmic, integral, polasizmic, particle-assimilating, discombobulating, antiprotificating, Dorbee-undulating, luinscinating, self-extracting, self- adjusting, self-cleaning, rubberizing-elongating-shogurt Stretch Machine 2000 with Duelismic Unregistered Shareware Version 2.0 Beta. Ohohoho. Ohohoho! Ohohoho...
- Yogul: I am quite uncomfortable.