Supernatural (TV Series)

Don't Call Me Shurley (2016)

Rob Benedict: Chuck Shurley, Carver Edlund, God

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• Metatron : This is some kind of punishment, isn't it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer.

  Chuck Shurley : Dude.

  Metatron : Sorry, Chuckles, it's not just any hack writer - a Prophet of the Lord. Give me a break. Tell me at least the beer in here is real.

• Chuck Shurley : You know, you are a true vic editor Metatron.

  Metatron : Well, I was a terrible writer; a worse god. It's good I got something going for me.

  Chuck Shurley : yeah, you know, I have to say, I didn't see the whole 'evil turn' thing coming. Why did you try to be me?

  Metatron : That was just a sad, pathetic, cry for attention.

  Chuck Shurley : [laughing]  Who's attention where you trying to get?

  Metatron : Yours. You are: light, and beauty, creation, wrath, damnation and salvation, and I don't care if I was just 'The angel, nearest the door', You picked me. Your light shined on me. Me! Ach, the warmth. But, then you left me, you left all of us. It wasn't just the saps on earth who were praying to you, the angels prayed too, and so did I; everyday.

  Chuck Shurley : [ashamed]  I Know

  Metatron : You wanna write the best selling autobiography of all time, you explain to me, tell me why you abandoned me, us?

  Chuck Shurley : Because you disappointed me. You all disappointed me.

  Metatron : No, look. I know I'm a disappointment, but you're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation, becasue they're better than you are. Sure they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give, and create and they sing and dance and love, and above all they never give up! But you do.

  [Chuck, unaffected, clears his throat and continues writing]