Johnny first reads a handful of humorous ads and stories reported in various newspapers. Then, the comedy segment is potential inventions thought up by 7th- and 8th-grade students in a Pottsville, Pennsylvania elementary school. Albert Brooks speeds through several topics before talking about dealing with electricians and exterminators. He then does a comedy routine with an conversational electronic device he claims to have funded, actually a Speak and Spell. Brooks asks questions, and the answers are constructed from the spoken letters. Brooke Shields first talks about her internship with the San Diego Zoo. She helps with food preparation, feeding, and cleaning. She mentions her upcoming attendance at Princeton. Johnny asks if she wanted some distance from her mother, but Shields says she is happy with the close relationship they have; her mother is her best friend. Johnny brings up the topic of marriage; she says that while making "Sahara", a sheikh offered 12 camels for her hand in marriage. She says she might get married in her late twenties or early thirties.
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