Carmen Sandiego: Junior Detective Edition (1995 Video Game)

Rodger Bumpass: The Cheif

Quotes 

• The Cheif : Player, the clue is cotton.

  [puts on Southern accent] 

  The Cheif : And I'm cotton-pickin' baffled 'bout where to go next!

• The Cheif : Either our suspect's going to a wedding... or this rice means we'd better hightail it to a country that grows the white stuff big-time!

• The Cheif : Monkey see, monkey do-this monkey is your next clue! Where do you think it's from?

• The Cheif : Welcome to the ACME Detective Agency, Gumshoe! Nice to see ya. Hi, how are you? Write when you get work. OK, fine. Now that we're done with the hellos, let's get to it: Carmen Sandiego and her crew of creeps are off on a crazy crime spree. We're on counting on you, because we ran out of fingers and toes-nope, only kidding. We're counting on you to put them behind bars! You'll be helped by Agents Zack and Ivy, as well as Stretch the Crime Dog, our crack team of photographers, and Dee Jaye, the 24-hour voice of the GizmoTapper. Oh, and one more thing: you've gotta catch the villain before the GizmoTapper runs out of power, so always keep an eye on the battery meter. Good luck, and good sleuthing!

• The Cheif : [singing]  I hate to get up, I hate to get up, I hate to get up in the morning... unless I've had my coffee-which comes from the suspect's next stop!

• The Cheif : Goal! You've scored big with this clue, gumshoes! A soccer ball means the suspect's off to a country where the locals love this sport.

• The Cheif : Goldilocks and our suspect seem to be real interested in bears. Know any countries where the big guys like to romp and stomp?

• The Cheif : This case could have a fairy-tale ending... if we can find out where that castle is located!

• The Cheif : Ah... normally I wouldn't think of imposing, but I do all the time and you don't seem to mind. Find out where that flag is from, and get there pronto!

• The Cheif : Looks like our suspect didn't eat this potato. Maybe that's because our next stop is a spot where potatoes grow all over the place!

• The Cheif : Yo, Player! Don't get stuck in the shallow end of the think tank! That flag is a clue to the suspect's next stop.

• The Cheif : Well, here's a clue that's just flappin' in the breeze: follow that flag to our suspect's next stop!

• The Cheif : Well, well, well: looks like this Wanted poster of Carri Daway... might get her locked away, today! OK?

• The Cheif : I'd say, "Don't get carried away," but I see you already have... you've put Carri Daway behind bars, where she belongs!

• The Cheif : Ella Vator has had some ups and downs in her career... but this prison stay should keep her "Out of Order" for a good, long time!

• The Cheif : This case sure is a tough nut to crack... bet you could bust it wide open by tracking down _this_ nut! Where the heck do these things grow, anyway?

• The Cheif : In order to get started, you'll have to push the flashing button on the GizmoTapper. It's definitely not dangerous, so don't worry; just do it!

• The Cheif : If you're casting about for a place to go, I'd say our suspect's off to a country where the locals bait a mean hook and catch a lot of fish.

• The Cheif : Looks like the crook's booked off to a land where this lion is king of the jungle... and I'm not lyin', either.

• The Cheif : Top-notch work, Player: that's a Wanted poster for big-time loser Anita Dayoff. Arrest her on sight... and take a day off yourself!

• The Cheif : No mistake about it: that Wanted poster shows Manny Mistakes is our man. Time to erase him as public enemy number one!

• The Cheif : Whoa! That smelly hooligan is the world-famous Hugh Stink. I'm issuing you an arrest warrant. Go sniff him out!

• The Cheif : Brilliant clue-busting! The Wanted poster reveals Cy Berpunk is the punk we gotta pop. Arrest him, and we'll talk about how close you are to a promotion!

• The Cheif : I feel sorry for whoever gets Hugh Stink as a cellmate. He's not coming out of *this* smelling like a rose!

• The Cheif : Super sleuthing! I couldn't have done better myself.

• The Cheif : Awesome! That's Cal I. Fornya, the biggest creep on the West Coast. Go shake him up like an 8.8 earthquake!

• The Cheif : Way to go! You figured out the fugitive is Hardly Worthit. Lock him away, and his arrest will be worth it--to _you!_

• The Cheif : Fine detective work! You're the best of the best!

• The Cheif : Wonderful work! You deserve a raise... after your next case.

• The Cheif : Some parrots can repeat what you say.

  [imitates parrot] 

  The Cheif : Awwk! Some parrots can repeat what you say! Awwk!

  [ends imitation] 

  The Cheif : Follow that parrot!

• The Cheif : Take this flag... and go flag down our suspect in the country it represents!

• The Cheif : [imitates surfer]  Hang a gnarly ten, dudes and dudettes!

  [back to normal] 

  The Cheif : You're surfing off to a country where the beach is a major attraction.

• The Cheif : Hmmmm... now that I see her whole wanted poster, Ella Vator might just be the daughter of Ella Fitzgerald and Darth Vader. Ya think? Nah, forget it. But get her!

• The Cheif : This eagle is our next clue--and it means the suspect is probably nesting in a country where these birds like to fly.

• The Cheif : Whoa, don't quit your day job, gumshoes! These factory gears mean the suspects headed to a nation that's well known for making machines.

• The Cheif : Good job! That Wanted poster has developed into a perfect picture of winsome weasel Jess U. Wait. But don't _you_ wait to cuff her on sight!

• The Cheif : [imitates car driveby]  Get it in gear, gumshoes: the villain's off to a locale known for making automobiles!

• The Cheif : You can blow a tune on this flute; but don't blow this clue, gumshoes! Get to a country where this musical instrument is very popular.

• The Cheif : Don't blow an explosive clue like this: a volcano is where you may want to look next!

• The Cheif : Whoa! Let's make like a banana and split, gumshoes: the villain just slipped off to a country known for its banana plantations.

• The Cheif : Hahahahahahahaha! That hyena's no laughing matter: it's an animal you'll likely find at the suspect's next location!

• The Cheif : Our suspect's gone hog wild! Track that boar to the next location.

• The Cheif : Let's see if you're as coming as this fox! Where's the suspect headed next?

• The Cheif : Wanna load up on Vitamin C, Gumshoes? Head to a country where citrus fruits grow.

• The Cheif : Looks like our suspect's off to a land where lots of tea comes from.

  [in a posh accent] 

  The Cheif : One lump or two, Gumshoe?

• The Cheif : Check it out, Player: the crook's riding off to a spot where it's chic to ride camels around town!

• The Cheif : Hey, no batter! No batter! No batter!

  [imitates bat hitting ball and crowd cheering] 

  The Cheif : That glove and ball mean this big-league crook is off to a country where they love to play baseball.

• The Cheif : This crook gets my goat! Hurry off to a land where goat herding is big business.

• The Cheif : How many packs could a pack yak pack if a pack yak could pack yaks? Who cares, as long as that yak leads us to our suspect? Think mountains--very high mountains!