Maureen Murphy: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Maureen Murphy : I'm trying to be strong, I'm trying to be tough, I'm trying to think like a man. 'Cause men can be anything - even women. I don't know why a man would want to be a woman, because he has to undergo that terrible, painful cut... in salary.

• Maureen Murphy : Penthouse has Pets of the Month - and I didn't understand why they were called pets, 'til I noticed my dog in some of the same positions.

• Maureen Murphy : Women don't have enough role models. We have Cyndi Lauper, we have Madonna, we have Prince...