Jean-Claude Van Johnson (TV Mini Series)

Pilot (2016)

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Filip

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• [first lines] 

  Jean-Claude Van Damme : My name is Jean-Clade Van Damme. I used to be super famous. Perhaps you remember my first starring role in Bloodsport. It is on television all of the time. Or maybe you've seen Timecop, which is like Looper starring Bruce Willis, but like a million times better.

• Jean-Claude Van Damme : No one's going to die, except for all the people I'm going to kill.

• Filip : You're not me from the future.

  Johnson : What?

  Filip : Like matter cannot occupy like space. Timecop.

• Jane : Johnson has been retired for two years. That's an eternity in this line of work.

  Jean-Claude Van Damme : I stay active. I play frisbee golf.

• Leggy Model : JC, I used your shower and now I'm all sticky.

  Jean-Claude Van Damme : It's coconut water.

  Leggy Model : Your shower... uses coconut water?

  Jean-Claude Van Damme : All of the plumbing uses coconut water.