Lucifer (TV Series)
My Little Monkey (2016)
Kevin Alejandro: Dan Espinoza
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Quotes
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Improv Student : [Improv skit] What's your name?
Dan Espinoza : [English accent] Lucifer... Morningstar.
Improv Student : Wait, I'm hitchhiking with the Devil?
Dan Espinoza : Oh, yes indeed.
Improv Student : I didn't expect the Devil to be driving around L.A.
Dan Espinoza : Oh, yes, I live here, actually. I do whatever I want.
Improv Student : Oh, like what?
Dan Espinoza : Drink, mostly. And insult people. You ponce.
[Audience laughs]
Dan Espinoza : You got a girlfriend?
Improv Student : Yes.
Dan Espinoza : Lovely. Can I borrow her?
Improv Student : But she's the love of my life!
Dan Espinoza : Perfect. Let's make it a threesome.
Lucifer Morningstar : [shouts from the audience] That is not me!
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Dan Espinoza : [Lucifer is dressed exactly like him] Oh, man, what the hell? Are you here to work, or are you here to play games?
Lucifer Morningstar : I'll have you know I take the School of Dan quite seriously, even if it does involve skinny-fit jeans.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I get it now. So your boring attire is like camo for the average Joe. Blend in, catch the baddie off guard. Afterwards they'll forget you're even there. That is very clever, Daniel.
Dan Espinoza : [Goes to approach suspect] Rodney Lam. LAPD. No sudden moves. You're under arrest.
[No response]
Dan Espinoza : Rodney?
Lucifer Morningstar : ...Maybe we blend in so well he doesn't even see us.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You know, I'm still no closer to figuring out your secret.
Dan Espinoza : Because I don't have a secret.
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Dan Espinoza : Hey, don't blame yourself. You were just a kid back then.
Chloe Decker : Yeah, well, I'm not anymore.
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Dan Espinoza : I still don't get it, man. Why the hell are you following me around all of a sudden?
Lucifer Morningstar : Because I want to learn what it's like to be you, Daniel.
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Dan Espinoza : Oh, man, what the hell? Are you here to work, or are you here to play games?
Lucifer Morningstar : I'll have you know I take the School of Dan quite seriously, even if it does involve skinny-fit jeans.