Hooten & the Lady (TV Mini Series)
The Caribbean (2016)
Ophelia Lovibond: Lady Alex Spencer-Parker
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Quotes
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Hooten : How in the world would you know that I was here?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You used the Museum credit card to book your flight. You might have got away with it if you've booked economy. First, I thought you did it in purpose, trying to get me here, and then I remembered you were just stupid.
Hooten : Wait, *I'm* stupid? You guys are the ones that payed for my flight.
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Julian : Why ever do you use him? If he's so disorganized?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : It all gets done in the end, I suppose.
Julian : Oh. That wouldn't do. You fail to prepare, you prepare to fail. That's my motto.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You have a motto?
Julian : Everyone should have a motto. That's my other motto.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : These were actually held by Captain Morgan himself. Sent to prevent the sacking of Panama.
Hooten : And now they're mine.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : *Ours.*
Caleb : Actually, they're mine.
Hooten : Over my cold dead body.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Yes, I second that... His cold dead body.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You didn't put up much of a fight.
Hooten : There were three of them!
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Even so.
Hooten : Well, where were you?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : I was shouting encouragements.
Hooten : Sounded more like critique.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Really? I thought I was being very constructive.
Hooten : You called me a wimp.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You do realise that I'm supposed to be getting married?
Hooten : The bride is always late. Everyone knows that.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : She's not supposed to be held prisoner, while her groom is waiting for her!
Hooten : Clearly we don't go to the same kind of weddings.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : If I get out of this alive, Hooten, I'm never speaking to you again.
Hooten : Okay, but I want that in writing before we leave.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : I'm supposed to be on my honeymoon. Instead I I'm tied up about to be eaten by bears while my new husband thinks I'm out shopping for a hat.
Hooten : Now that your are married, what are you doing about the all name thing.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : What?
Hooten : You already had five names. So are you now Lady Alexandra Diana Elisabeth Lindo-Parker... Fahquard? Your credit card must be three feet long.