- Hooten: How in the world would you know that I was here?
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: You used the Museum credit card to book your flight. You might have got away with it if you've booked economy. First, I thought you did it in purpose, trying to get me here, and then I remembered you were just stupid.
- Hooten: Wait, *I'm* stupid? You guys are the ones that payed for my flight.
- Julian: Why ever do you use him? If he's so disorganized?
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: It all gets done in the end, I suppose.
- Julian: Oh. That wouldn't do. You fail to prepare, you prepare to fail. That's my motto.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: You have a motto?
- Julian: Everyone should have a motto. That's my other motto.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: These were actually held by Captain Morgan himself. Sent to prevent the sacking of Panama.
- Hooten: And now they're mine.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: *Ours.*
- Caleb: Actually, they're mine.
- Hooten: Over my cold dead body.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Yes, I second that... His cold dead body.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: You didn't put up much of a fight.
- Hooten: There were three of them!
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Even so.
- Hooten: Well, where were you?
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: I was shouting encouragements.
- Hooten: Sounded more like critique.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Really? I thought I was being very constructive.
- Hooten: You called me a wimp.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: You do realise that I'm supposed to be getting married?
- Hooten: The bride is always late. Everyone knows that.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: She's not supposed to be held prisoner, while her groom is waiting for her!
- Hooten: Clearly we don't go to the same kind of weddings.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: If I get out of this alive, Hooten, I'm never speaking to you again.
- Hooten: Okay, but I want that in writing before we leave.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: I'm supposed to be on my honeymoon. Instead I I'm tied up about to be eaten by bears while my new husband thinks I'm out shopping for a hat.
- Hooten: Now that your are married, what are you doing about the all name thing.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: What?
- Hooten: You already had five names. So are you now Lady Alexandra Diana Elisabeth Lindo-Parker... Fahquard? Your credit card must be three feet long.