Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (2016)

Malcolm Ray: The 3D Brothers

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Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic...

  [suddenly, a crazed-sounding man in a colorful outfit and wild hair comes in and runs around] 

  Distracting : I'm 3D! I'm 3D! I'm 3D!

  Nostalgia Critic : What the hell was that?

  [a sober-looking man comes in, wearing a suit and glasses and smoking a pipe] 

  Dignified : You must excuse him. He's always this way.

  Nostalgia Critic : Who the flying Ritalin are you?

  Dignified : We are the 3D Brothers.

  [points out the crazed man] 

  Dignified : He's Distracting, I'm Dignified. You may have noticed my work from films like "Hugo" or "How To Train Your Dragon".

  Nostalgia Critic : Wait, if you're the 3D Brothers, where's the third one?

  Dignified : Oh, he's over there.

  [he gestures toward an emo teen sitting in the corner, looking sullen] 

  Dignified : You might recognize him from movies like "Clash of the Titans" or "Last Airbender". We call him Doesn't Count.

  Distracting : Hey, Doesn't Count, show him YOUR effects!

  Doesn't Count : Oh, um...

  [holds up his hand in front of his face] 

  Doesn't Count : Ooh, my hand is slightly in front of my face. What does it matter? I'm not even supposed to be here.

  Dignified : Oh, now, that's not true.

  Doesn't Count : Yes, it is! Mom thought I'd make things better, but all I do was draw attention to how broken everything really is.

  Distracting : [laughs]  He's always getting involved where he doesn't belong!

• Nostalgia Critic : [about Distracting]  Okay, what has that asshole been in?

  Dignified : Oh, the usual three movies tripe.

  Nostalgia Critic : Three movies?

  Dignified : Yes: "Jaws 3", "Friday the 13th 3", and...

  Nostalgia Critic : Don't say it!

  Dignified : "Spy Kids 3".

  Nostalgia Critic : NOOOOO! I don't wanna do "Friday the 13th Part 3"!

  Distracting : You're doing "Spy Kids 3D"!

  Nostalgia Critic : EVEN WOOOOOORSE!