Riverdale (TV Series)
Chapter One: The River's Edge (2017)
Casey Cott: Kevin Keller
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Quotes
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Veronica Lodge : [seeing Archie in the school hall] There's the hottie we were with last night. The red-headed Ansel Elgort. Is he your boyfriend?
Betty Cooper , Kevin Keller : No, we're just friends.
Kevin Keller : He's straight.
Veronica Lodge : In that case, mind putting in a word? I've tried every flavor of boy but orange.
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Kevin Keller : Is it true what they say about your dad?
Veronica Lodge : That he's the devil incarnate? I stand by my father. Does everyone here know?
[awkward silence]
Veronica Lodge : Wonderful! Ten minutes in and I'm already the "Blue Jasmine" of Riverdale High.
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Moose Mason : For the record, I'm not gay.
Kevin Keller : Obviously not, Moose. You're on the football team. But if you were gay, what would you like to do?
Moose Mason : Everything but kiss.
Kevin Keller : I love a good closet case. So, let's start with skinny dipping and then see what happens?
[he trips and falls]
Moose Mason : Dude, are you okay?
Kevin Keller : [seeing Jason's body] Oh, my god, it's Jason. He was shot.
Jughead Jones : [voiceover narration] By morning, everyone would be talking, texting, and posting about it. We'd all be feeling it. That the world around us had changed, maybe forever. That Riverdale wasn't the same town as before. That it was a town of shadows and secrets now. On Monday, the autopsy on Jason's body would take place. And on Tuesday, halfway through fifth period, the first arrest would be made.
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Kevin Keller : Oh, my god!
Betty Cooper : What?
Kevin Keller : Game-changer. Archie got hot! He's got abs now. Six more reasons for you to take that ginger bull by the horns tonight.
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Kevin Keller : Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: his name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.
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Kevin Keller : Is cheerleading still a thing?
Cheryl Blossom : [retorts] Is being a gay best friend still a thing?
