- [In unison, at the dinner table]
- James Pope: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.
- Ted Mitchum: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.
- April Mitchum: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.
- [They each shake hands]
- James Pope: Everyone says they're trying to help me but nobody can find me the new episode of Brigsby.
- Ted Mitchum: [as Brigsby Bear] And remember... If you're feeling romantic emotions, only touch your penis twice a day.