JonTron (TV Series)

Disney Bootlegs (2016)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

Quotes 

• The Great Bootleg : Hey there, Jon.

  JonTron : Who are you?

  The Great Bootleg : I'm The Great Bootleg.

  JonTron : That's hokey! And old JonTron was better!

  The Great Bootleg : Wanna see something re-e-e-e-e-e-al bad?

  JonTron : No.

  The Great Bootleg : Too bad, bitch!

  [barfs up a PS2 disc] 

  The Great Bootleg : Dying, dying, dying, death, death, help, help, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf. No one can stop the pain. Please, can you stop the pain?

• JonTron : So, do you think you could run that whole thing by me one more time? About where the light goes, or whatever it is?

  Bootleg Mufasa : [speaks in a distorted voice]  Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

  JonTron : Say that again. Say that to my fucking face.

  Bootleg Mufasa : Brother, help me!

  JonTron : Wow, Bootleg Mufasa. You sure do suck and I wish I never invited you over here.

• JonTron : [sees Simba hang himself, singing to the tune of Cricle of Life then speaking]  Oh my Go-o-o-d! Oh my God! Oh my Go-od! Are you kidding me? Simba fucking hangs himself when you get a game over? He just steps into a noose! He didn't even kick over a chair. The earth beneath him just gives away!