The comedy segment is questions for Miss America contestants - the new Miss America having been a guest earlier in the week. Dom DeLuise first talks about trying to train a puppy his family has just obtained. He then demonstrates a trick of removing a tray so quickly that the eggs on top fall into the cups of water below. It works, but then he and Johnny have some horseplay with the uncooked eggs - some are broken on Dom's head and in his and Johnny's pants. Burt Reynolds comes out with whipped cream, and sprays a bit on Johnny, who returns the favor. When they calm down, they discuss his film "The Longest Yard" and show a clip. Discussing his leather suit, Burt says, "You can't have anything that bulges." Art Carney comes out without pants, causing several more minutes of joking. The Ace Trucking Company does a sketch featuring the "Kollege of Komedy Knowledge".
—lenab9011