Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : It's good to see you guys again - really. It's like a family. I miss you when I don't see you.

  Tommy Newsom : Well, why don't you write?

• Johnny Carson : You can wash vegetables by taking them in the shower with you... Well, why not? That way, you can get your body clean, at the same time that you wet your niblets.

• Suzanne Pleshette : [on her husband's fear of flying]  First of all, you know that if they run out of scotch, he siphons off gasoline. This is a man who has been known to follow people into the toilet who look suspicious - a woman with a makeup bag that he insisted on inspecting.

  Johnny Carson : He has to get fairly well juiced before he will board an airplane.

  Suzanne Pleshette : And being Irish is not sufficient, you know. I mean - however, we got on one flight, and the stewardess looked at him and said, "Oh, no - I've flown with you before," and went right back to tourist - she traded with another girl.

• Johnny Carson : [to Tom Snyder]  Anytime you want to, uh, drop over to the house, um... just try to find out where I live.